Monday, April 21, 2008

if i fall you are going down with me.

i am convinced that there is no right way to roller skate. strapping boots with wheels on the bottom of them in order to shuffle around on either a highly slick rink floor or treacherous concrete sidewalk is inherently foolish. unless you are this robot. then you will be totally sweet.

should you fall, you are doing it wrong. and you get hurt. should you not fall, you are still doing it wrong, because chances are you are wearing knee pads and wrists guards (see ultra nerdom).

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